Friday, May 14, 2010

The $189,000 Solid Gold iPad: Get Yours Today, While They Last!

Some people might prefer to buy themselves a nice little house, or even a nice spanking new German luxury sports car, like my fav.... the SL 550 Mercedes, if only they had an extra spare $189,000 or so burning a hole in their pockets, but hey.... if you already have either one of those then here's good news, maybe even great news.... Stuart Hughes of Liverpool will now sell you, for that same low price, a nice, shiny new iPad..... made of SOLID GOLD!

Yuppers, we are talking about that nice, shiny yellow metallic stuff here folks, but warning: you better hurry and get your order in right away, while the getting is good. Thats simply because of the fact that there's only ten of these yellow, metallic babies to be had! Oh, and speaking of good, just think how good you'll look at Star Bucks the very next time you have to sit next to those poor iPad users with their measly aluminum iPads... oh, let me tell you...... they're just going to be so jealous, so jealous I tell you! Or better yet, just imagine how good you'll look while innocently walking down some darken alley in some crime ridden big city neighborhood. Yuppers, once again, them poor folks are just going to be so jealous and envious! (Just let me know where to send you flowers?)

Of course, if your a little worried about buying just another solid gold object then you really needn't be worried at all. That's because your getting yourself more than just a solid chunk of shinny yellow stuff here....... yes, your also getting a device with an Apple logo, encrusted with some 53 shiny and oh so sparkly diamonds!

As far as this uniquely designed and crafted by Katherine Huges Gold iPad SURPREME EDITION goes, well its creators have this to say:

"For the most elite individual, we bring you the the worlds 1st solid gold and diamond ipad. Encrusted with 25.5 cts of ‘I'F' Flawless diamonds, a magnificent total of 53 individually set sparkling gems dwell beautifully in their solid 22ct Apple logo. The rear and screen surround are made from a single piece of solid 22ct gold, weighing an immense 2,100 grams.This most luxurious ipads appearance is outstanding even down to the precise polishing to reveal its most beautiful harmonious appearance. A magnificent combination of top of the industry technology and unrivalled craftsmanship was invloved in creating this masterpiece.

The ipad is the Wi-Fi & 3G , 64GB version."

Well, in this crazy and uncertain economic climate, that certainly makes me feel a whole lot better when I personally order myself one of these truly unique, and not to mention truly expensive iPads. Oh wait, darn it.... I just remembered..... I'm still waiting to win the lottery so I guess that means that there will be one more of these gems available to be snapped up by one of you guys, my dear two or three readers out there!

In conclusion, what can I say, except that if you also happen to be really greedy, and really, really rich, then you can also order yourself a shiny new and solid gold MacBook Air and gold iPod to go with your lovely new gold iPad! For little old me, however, well it's rather tuff being a poor boy, but hey, if you got the money honey, then go for it! You can order your very own 22ct solid gold iPad right here.

And that's my 2 cents 4 this Friday, May 14, 2010

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